The topic of this thread was brought to my attention through the comments of intrepid readers, and it is so good it just has to get its own post. Thank you all for finding it.
Michelle Anderson has discovered CONCLUSIVE YouTube proof (don’t laugh, I said “conclusive YouTube proof” and I mean it!) that the entire Occupy Wall Street movement is a sham orchestrated by George Soros and a single black actor playing roles as protestor, cop, banker, Othello, and a perhaps a small border collie. It is in the form of a video she posted in a thread about Occupy Maine.
Okay, so I made some of that up. But the video is really incredible. It is narrated by one crazy, paranoid doofus who is going to prove that Occupy Wall Street is just a bunch of actors. How? By matching the faces of people protesting in online videos with headshots of people he thinks, for whatever reason, are actors.
If you watch for five minutes you will realize that, according to the narrator, all black people are the same guy. Many don’t look alike at all, but this guy insists they are the same person. “See! That black guy AGAIN! This is a conspiracy!”
The video is 20 minutes long, so good luck getting through all of it. I couldn’t. I will give a special mention to the first reader who publicly admits he or she watched the entire thing. The narrator guy is so crazy he must be angling for a job at the next Maine Republican convention. I can see his proposed platform plank now – readjust the census to correct over-counting of Maine’s African-American community. Obviously, there is only one black person in the entire state and he is probably only here because he is on George Soros’ payroll. It’s all part of Soros’ plan to get the New World Order into Maine’s Government so it can help us harmonize zoning along Route 1. How evil!
The narrator is also an expert in “micro expressions,” which are emotional signals only the narrator can see that tell us what protestors are REALLY thinking. His ability to see the real meaning of everything has obviously been very useful in his career as Guy Analyzing YouTube Video In Mom’s Basement; he has, after all, truly reached the pinnacle of the profession.
Just when you start to get your head around the whole ‘nationwide protests are being promulgated by a single black actor’ idea, the video gives you something that makes the single-actor-theory seem comparatively rational. Get ready for this one. This is where it really just goes crazy and doesn’t look back.
Cliff is Evil and oh, Congresswoman Gifford was shot by an actor paid by George Soros
The narrator points out, not five minutes into the video, a man in the crowd at one of the Occupy Wall Street events. The narrator says this man calls himself David, but is really named Cliff. Because people in the global conspiracy are clever like that. Huh? Cliff? Sorry, I’m David. You must have me confused with someone else. Muahahahaha.
Cliff, you see, is friends with a guy back in Arizona who is an actor. And not just any actor, but the actor that played Jared Lee Loughner in the mug shot below. The guy who shot Congresswoman Giffords, if you believe the Guv’Mint line. The fact that Cliff/David is at the protest shows that the Soros tentacles are moving pieces around the chess board, thus proving the accuracy of the conspiracy theory. Got it?
Now, some AMGers don’t buy this whole giant irrational conspiracy thing. Chris Coose, for instance. He says:
That video in post #64 is likely the most far out conspiracy bit of media I have ever seen. Mr. Goldbug is serious when he teaches the viewer the NYC cops are Move On actors and correct me if I am wrong, the Rep. Giffords shootiing was a Soros staged event.
This guy has clearly spun a bearing but what is even weirder, we have a forum moderator passing this stuff offf as somewhat legitimate.
This is conspiracy theory on bath salts which I thought was prohibited here.
But he is immediately met with resistance. “Vikingstar” sums it up nicely:
I haven’t had a chance to watch the video yet. But, given the choice of accepting Michelle’s judgement or Mr. Coose’s, well, that really isn’t a contest , is it?
Because you mean that Michelle has less credibility than a lungfish? Right? Because you can trust Mr. Coose, who has never posted anything like this video throughout his entire AMG career nor shown any paranoid tendencies? Right? That’s what you mean, isn’t it? What? No? It isn’t? You actually mean the opposite?
Oh my god.
So not only does a moderator get to post crap like this, but if you question it you are immediately swept aside. They don’t even need to watch the video! It is just self-evident that Michelle is right.
As I’m writing this, I’m letting the video play in the background. I’m now at a part where the moderator says (as if what he has already said isn’t mind-blowing enough) “Okay, this is the part where I kick a hole in the Matrix.” I don’t know how many more holes the matrix can take, buddy. So what is it? Oh, he found two different views of the same spot where protestors are sitting, then standing. You might think that is simply because people got tired of standing and sat down, or vice versa, but this guy has a better idea. It is part of the staging. The global conspiracy is staging all these shots, but they forgot to hire a continuity intern. Thank God for all of us that the Global New World Order has really low production values!
Michelle takes Chris Coose to task at the end of the thread:
So, what? You decided to emphasize what I said? That that some of the video is “out there”? Well, thanks. I guess your repeating it is helpful to those who will only listen to left-leaning haters as opposed to those of us who consider all information before figuring out what is and is not valid.
That is a real LOL right there. Don’t hate on Michelle. She is just at home, studiously taking notes on this video. She is open minded. George Soros hired the Jared Lee Loughner actor. Hmm, interesting. I will ponder this carefully while I listen to Glenn Beck. All you fact-based liberals can go back to your fake protests and your fake shootings of Congresswomen and your fake Kenyan Presidents because, after all, Michelle has one of Maine’s most read websites to moderate. She takes it very, very seriously. Her reputation is on the line, after all.