Posts tagged with Bob Emrich

In this thread, the hateful bigots on AMG line up to spout off about gay people getting those special rights we were all warned about.

You see, Portland City Hall will be opening at midnight of the first day same-sex marriage will be legal, for three whole hours. This will let people get married right away, rather than having to wait through the weekend.

In AMG-land, this is a “special right.”

Yes, having to wait decades for the privilege of getting your ass out of bed at midnight is such a special, special right.

The arguments against this are absurdly petty, inane, and stupid.

Says Reaganite:

If my town’s office has special hours for these special, newly entitled people, I will be in line. I will be there to get a new transfer station permit. And if I don’t get it, there will be all kinds of hell to pay.

Somehow, I don’t expect anyone around Mr. Reaganite fears whether or not he intends to have “hell to pay.” It is hard to fear payment of hellishness from someone you think would have a truck scrotum on his vehicle if only he could understand the instructions on how to attach them.

Besides, Portland would marry straight couples if they showed up and paid, but they might not do any other permit work. Why is a “transfer permit” the measure of “equal” rather than just the possibility of marrying all types who walk in the door?

Melvin Udall thinks that same-sex marriage only won because Mainers didn’t realize that the phrase “same-sex couples” also means… EVIL HOMOSEXUALS!

By the way, I believe the victory won is that ‘same sex couples’ could get married. Is that the same as homosexuals?

I wonder what would have happened if the ballot issue had said homosexuals.

And Bruce Libby is, well, just dumb.

So, I have a message for the people of As Maine Goes. You are really getting ridiculous. I mean, you are getting so ridiculous that you are making last week’s ridiculous feel inferior and have a mid-life crisis. I mean, last week’s ridiculous is buying a convertible right now wondering, how do I get my mojo back? Because this weeks craziness is some of the worst I’ve ever seen.

Portland is opening for some extra hours to marry people. Marriage is the building block of our civilization, right? So shouldn’t you be happy?

Apollo, Bob Emrich, Reaganite, Bruce Libby, et al. are seen by many people as what they are: hateful persons who prefer discrimination to equality. Keep it up!

Marrying gays at midnight would only be a special right if they had been allowed to get married during regular office hours the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that. They couldn’t.

Suck it up and move on. You have lost this war.

 

There is a currently 9 page thread about picking a new GOP chairman to replace the non-irreplaceable Charlie Webster. It is wonderfully sweet. The discussion is, basically, about why they lost and what needs to change, but all the answers show a blissful ignorance about what parts of the Republican Party so many people find objectionable.

Take Thrasybulus, for instance. He says the GOP lost because it is talking about social issues like abortion.

Then he goes on to show just HOW CRAZY he is on the abortion issue.

Most modern abortions are sought in order to prolong the period available for recreational sex. And of course avoid buying a new wardrobe or to increase disposable income.

Please, please explain to me how in an age of birth control pills, people seek abortions to “prolong” the period “available for recreational sex.” Abortions make a poor method of birth control, as I’m sure anyone who ever had an abortion might tell you.

And implying that women don’t want to have kids so they can avoid the travesty of having to “buy a new wardrobe,” well, that isn’t condescending at all. Surely these idiotic women aren’t worried about feeding, housing, educating, and caring for children who will require an enormous commitment. No, they are just concerned about clothes. Because they are women. Women like clothes.

He goes on:

A current trend is to abort to get the “right” sexed designer baby. Islander is right on when he mentions that while men, even husbands, have no say, they certainly will pay.

An attack that might resonate with a secular, but increasingly weary society, is to say abortion is usually a sleazy creepy thing to resort to, but we’ll shut up about it if you will just publicly declare the reasons for your abortion, and the father will be required to sign off. If he won’t sign off and has the ability to raise the child, he gets the child. Won’t pass right away, but it will surely cause some consternation on the Left, and open some minds. Black men under the age of 25 are the most anti-abortion group in the USA…

This is one cockamamie bit of thinking. Let us go over it in detail.

1. It is trendy to abort children to get a “designer” baby. Despite being of an age where all the people around me are having babies, I have yet to hear anyone speak of even considering an abortion to control the sex of their child. I guess I’m not as in tune with the culture as a guy who goes by “Thrasybulus.”

2. Make women publically declare their reasons for any particular abortion. Need I discuss why this would probably not be so popular with the female voters?

3. Men have no say in the abortion decision but, due to some feminazi plot, might still pay child support on kids they don’t want. Wow.

Ok, reader, please remember that this thread at AMG is a discussion about how to win. As in, lets improve the Republican brand among women by, say, letting women’s angry ex-boyfriends have the option to force them to either carry a child or force an unwanted abortion. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Women will love that! And if the boyfriend says he doesn’t want the kid, but the woman still has it, well then that guy just has no responsibility for that child’s care. How could that possibly go wrong?

Thrasybulus is sure that if Republicans pushed this idea, it would “cause some consternation on the Left” and “open some minds.”

Uh, no. It would be like Todd Akin’s crazy statement, but times ten. Any politician not dependent on nursing assistants to feed him mushed carrots would run from such a plan, immediately. It is ludicrous. Full on crazy.

And then there is Bob Emrich, the leader of the losing campaign to continue marriage discrimination. He responds to someone saying that the social issues of abortion and gay marriage are losers in Maine with this:

I disagree, Ryan. You are generalizing according to bias. Marriage won more votes than Romney.
Look at the Maine legislature.
In 2009, marriage won. Did you and others proclaim it to be a winning issue then?
More than 50% of Americans are now pro-life and the highest gains were among young people.
The problem is not with the issues but in treating the issues as unimportant.

Apparently, no one has ever showed Bob the graph showing the change in public approval of gay marriage over time. Or he doesn’t understand it. Or, he is a religious bigot who is so blind to reality that he can’t see the plain truth in front of him. Pick one.

Lastly, the thread includes some general discussion of whether to pick Rich “Are you going to finish that barrel of lard?” Cebra or Beth O’Connor for the new chair position.

I saw elsewhere on AMG that Beth O’Connor, in her losing bid to retain her Maine statehouse seat, was outspent 20-1 by her opponent.

So Republicans are thinking of choosing for their party leader someone who could not win their own election, could not organize or raise funds, and frequently posts crazy shit on AMG. Yes, that will be a big improvement from Charlie Webster.

It all makes me smile.

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Pastor Bob Emrich

Pastor Bob Emrich is Maine’s voice for the social conservative right-wing, both on AMG and in public.

He must be a lovable guy. I mean, look, here he is feeding a duck while a cute child stands nearby.

Unfortunately there is a darker side to that picture.

The duck was at Emrich’s church for some sexual identity re-alignment therapy. Yes, it was a gay duck. Thanks to Bob Emrich and several years of therapy and bible reading, it married a nice female duck and had several ducklings before being found dead in a hotel room several years later when, succumbing to years of self-delusion, it spent a long night out at a gay duck bar dancing to club remixes with other “bear” ducks and then hung itself out of shame the next day. This is a sad story, but Pastor Emrich had immense sympathy for the duck’s widow who, of course, is the only victim in such a scenario.

Because as Pastor Emrich stated in regards to the public shaming and then suicide of a gay college student last year:

The “victim” of suicide is the person left behind, not the one who committed the act.

And later in the same thread:

A person who commits suicide does it to themselves. To give them “victim” status shifts the blame to others.

Such an easy, simple rule to follow. And it conveniently erases all responsibility for third parties regarding how they treated the suicide victim.

Consider a hypothetical: a person in a dictator’s prison camp kills themselves to escape daily abuse and oppression. What does the Emrich Rule tell us about the situation? Don’t blame the people running the camp. Obviously, the suicide “perpetrator” (as Emrich would call them) is only the person who actually did the final, physical act.

That’s a bit of an extreme example, but it fits. If a gay person is told he is wrong, that the way he feels inside is wrong, and unless he fixes it he will be ostracized from his peers… well, that is going to raise the risk of suicide. It just is. Not everyone in that situation will wind up hurting themselves, but the more public and thorough the hate is, the greater the chances of something bad happening.

But Reverend Emrich can’t admit that, because, hey, how would gay people know not to be gay if we treated them the same as everyone else? It is all the gay person’s fault. They choose to be gay. Sometimes they choose to kill themselves. So be it, right?

And now we find out that Rev. Emrich knows The Distributist/Michael Pajak personally. Shocking, isn’t it?

And Rev. Emrich doesn’t think Michael Pajak should lose his job for the years of hate he spewed. Shocking, isn’t it?

And Rev. Emrich never found any of Pajak’s comments to be immoral enough to warrant even a slight rebuke. Shocking, isn’t it?

Hmm.

Nope.

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A Sunday AMG Gay-Thread Update!

It’s a pleasant Sunday afternoon. I’ve got my yardwork done for the weekend so how better to spend the time than checking out the happenings on asmainegoes?

All connoisseurs of radical Maine Republican politics will be happy to see that there is a new gay thread! It is called “One in ten children “born gay,” or so they say!

It starts when “woodcanoe” expresses his dissatisfaction with all the “gay activism” on facebook these days. The “gay activism” woodcanoe is so upset about is a bunch of facebook postings regarding the recent spate of suicides by gay youths. It must be very upsetting to have friends that care for other people.

Regarding whether the news of suicides is accurate of not, Woodcanoe states with a sense of disappointment: “It is difficult to find genuine unbiased news when most all of the sources were gay oriented websites.”

The other thing woodcanoe is upset about is the oft-repeated line, “One in ten children are born gay.” Now, I don’t know if that it true or not – I really don’t care. The fact is that many people are gay and it doesn’t matter if it is 1% or 10%- they shouldn’t be driven to suicide by a lack of tolerance and understanding among their peers.

AMGers though, take a slightly different view.

Here is The Distributist acting as his usual hateful self, doubting that discrimination against gays even exists:

Same as if there were actually any real-life instances of discrimination … those, too, would be front page news. They aren’t because they do not exit.

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Existing information could lead one to conclude that homosexual behavior is to genetics what islam is to religion.

Read that last sentence again. He managed to insult the two most-hated-by-Republican groups in the same sentence in under twenty words. He’s a pro.

Next we have Michelle Anderson equating homosexuality, which is not an unhealthy addiction nor a danger to others, with alcoholism, which of course is an unhealthy addiction and a danger to others:

Alcoholics DO commit suicide. And there are statistics that prove that. In fact, alcoholism is one of the top “reasons” for suicide.

I’m not seeing a lot of “in your face” activism to let alcoholics who were born that way to drink and drive, to be neglectful parents, or to change the laws so that people have to hire and rent to people who are drunk.

Michelle is the master of completely inept analogies. She is like the Wile E. Coyote of analogy-makers: always going off a cliff. See how easy that was, Michelle! I’m available to be your analogy subcontractor. Just send me an email whenever you’re thinking of making one, and I’ll let you know the depth of its stupidity.

Speaking of stupidity, “pmconusa” brings us the kind of thoughtful, deep analysis of the issues we have come to expect from your average asmainegoes poster:

I once witnessed a cow in a field perched on the back of another cow going through the motions as would a bull. I concluded that nature does have a way of producing mutants of one form or another and with the number of humans now in the billions that this same anonomly applies to two legged as well as four legged animals. Those who consider themselves different have now parlayed their differences, whether real or imagined, to garner special treatment. It is not surprising that many would imagine themselves as such to get on the bandwagon and gain their 15 minutes of fame. Minorities have been doing it for years.

If I were going to write a parody of how an idiot determines his worldview regarding homosexuality, I might start with “I once witnessed a cow perched on the back of another cow.” Unfortunately, reality has stolen my joke. And what is the deal with the minorities have been getting “their fifteen minutes of fame” thing? What does that mean? The civil rights movement was a desperate ploy for attention by fame-seeking minorities? Good lord.

Meanwhile, Melvin Udall is perpetually illogical:

It’s interesting to juxtapose the confidence in new generations of voters allowing gay marriage to become legal, which I suppose is “normalized,” with those same new voters setting the stage for Islamification of our country, and the imposition of Sharia.

Voting for gay marriage is voting for Sharia law! Holy crap. How ludicrous. But he really, really thinks that. I bet his grandpa didn’t want to let the women vote because it would help the communists.

And I’m just realizing how long this post already is and I’m not even onto the second page of this particular AMG thread. Oh boy. We’ve got a long ways to go.

Someone named “samadams” presents this theory:

If you accept the premise that homosexuality is biologically based, then don’t you also have to accept that otherbehaviors are also biologically based?

That is to say:

Blacks are lazy
Mexicans lie
Pollocks are stupid
Chinese are inveterate gamblers
Irish are drunks…

First: Chinese are gamblers? Man, my knowledge of stereotypes must be out of date because I didn’t know that one. Bad drivers? Sure. Gambling? New to me.

Anyways, samadams, let me point out that there is a genetic component to drinking. It isn’t tied to being Irish, but it is there. There are probably genetic components to laziness, too- some part of our energy levels are controlled by brain chemistry and hormones. But again, this isn’t tied to a certain race, which is what makes your examples so disgusting. What you are doing is comparing completely faulty biological explanations that were created by human prejudice with something totally different- specifically, the idea that attraction is biologically based and, like anything else in biology, can vary.

This next one might make you snort milk out your nose. You’ve been warned. If you continue to read without putting down the milk carton, you have no one but yourself to blame for your soppy keyboard.

It is another Michelle Anderson masterpiece. You know it is promising because it starts like this:

I don’t know a whole lot about biology or genetics, other than what I learned in high school and college,but…

Well that’s good. We’ve established that Michelle doesn’t know much about the topic. So why is there a “but” at the end? Oh, because she’s probably going to give us some ridiculous explanation regardless of her lack of reasonable knowledge. Let’s hear it.

….but I do seem to remember that genes are passed down from both parents.

For the sake of argument, let’s pretend that there is such a thing.

THAT’S IT!? That is what you had to preface with “I don’t know a whole lot about…?” You weren’t sure if genes are passed down by parents to offspring? (SMACKS FOREHEAD) Yes, Michelle, for the sake of argument, lets pretend that there is, in fact, something called a gene that is passed from parent to child. What does that mean to you?

If both parents have the theoretical “gay gene,” then the children are likely to have that gene. But I doubt that there are a whole lot of births where both parents have the gay gene.

That being the case, children in families with two mommies or two daddies are less likely to carry the gene.

And the same for their children.

So we would end up with fewer people who are the result of a “gay gene” rather than more people.

As I said, I am not an expert, but that sure seems to be logical to me.

As someone who is also familiar with genetics from high school and college, but who either paid a lot more attention or went to much better schools, let me try to make a short list of the incorrect assumptions Michelle puts in this trainwreck of thought:

  1. Michelle assumes that hereditary traits are tied one-to-one with a specific gene, rather than often being the result of a bunch of different genes all of which can be passed on independently (In other words, Michelle assumes monogenetic inheritance).
  2. She forgets that genes can be dominant or regressive. Or, if you want to blow Michelle’s mind, incompletely dominant or co-dominant.
  3. The expression of genes is affected by the environment.

All of which make her conclusion meaningless. But hey, don’t worry Michelle, we’re used to it. Keep typing away! And to be honest, I’m not even sure what the point of her little vignette was, anyways.

Lastly, Pastor Bob Emrich helpfully gives us some insight into how he views the interaction between homosexuals and their families. He states that gays are told to “come out” in order to force families to approve their lifestyle and thus help the greater gay rights movement:

Yes. It is a deliberate, planned strategy following the “community conversation” approach. Part of the plan is to encourage more people to “come out”, forcing families and friends to give approval.

No one is forced to give approval. Obviously, I would hope that families and friends could see beyond a person’s sexual identity and decide, notwithstanding such identity, to approve of that person, but notice how Pastor Emrich uses the word “force.” It is as if the gay person is to blame for other people loving them even though they are gay. In Emrich’s mind, love is a bludgeon that the gay person uses on friends and family to force acceptance. It is apparently every gay person’s duty to hide who they are from everyone so as to not take advantage of that love.

Very uplifting, Mr. man-of-God dude. Where is that in the bible?

So, dear reader, are you disgusted enough yet? I’ll give your stomach and conscience a break. See you at the next gay thread!

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How did the AMGers do?

You know that Paul LePage and Libby Mitchell are the party candidates for Governor. But, you ask, what about all the AMGers running for various offices around the state? Why doesn’t someone compile a quick list of how they all did on Tuesday?

Do not worry, fellow political junkies, your wish is granted.

1. RUSSELL PACK: Russ Pack burst onto the Maine political scene with perhaps the best worst website in Maine political history. It did improve over time, but he sought and received a Ray Richardson endorsement which is, as we all know, the kiss of death in Maine politics. He lost his primary challenge 58% – 42%.

2. TRACI GAUTHIER: Traci G’s claim to fame lies mostly in her belief that expanding the Downeaster train to Brunswick was somehow similar to the Nazis using trains to carry out genocide. I wonder how she feels about the Great Tea Party Aroostook Train Bailout of 2010? She was unopposed in her primary and will face State Senator Elizabeth Schneider.

3. BOB EMRICH: Bob Emrich lost his primary race narrowly, by less than 30 votes. Mr. Emrich is, of course, that pastor dude from the gay marriage debate last fall. Seems like a nice guy but waaaaay too concerned about stopping dudes from making out with each other.

4. JARODY: Jarody lost his race for the Republican nomination in Augusta, but he still got 124 votes. I’ll assume one was Jarody voting for himself. Who the fuck are the other 123 people? I don’t think Jarody’s mom should even vote for him. I’m serious. Where do these people come from that think the one-named wonder belongs anywhere but pushing scrap metal uphill in shopping carts?

5. SCOTT FISH, a.k.a. THE EDITOR: No, Scott Fish wasn’t running for anything. But he was a paid consultant for the Abbott campaign, earning thousands of dollars for “consulting.” What the hell do you consult Scott Fish about?

“Hey, Scott, I’ve got this thing where I’m running for Governor. What do you think about that?”

“Well, I’ve had good luck with this neato invention called the internet. It’s cool. You write stuff, and put it on a ‘computer’ and then other people with ‘computers’ can read what you wrote.”

“Wow, Scott, that sounds like a great idea! Here’s $1200 for the five minutes you spent dreaming that up. I’ll give you another $1200 dollars every few weeks from here on in, and then when I lose you can add consulting on my campaign to your long resume of failed attempts at getting people elected.”

“Hey, Steve, that hurts. I did work on the Yes on 1 gay marriage campaign last year and we won that!”

“Yeah, you managed to convince 3% more of Maine voters than necessary to keep marriage the way it has been for as long as they’ve been alive. That’s real tough. What’s next, are you going to barely win a campaign asking people to not stop eating chocolate? Will that look great on your frickin’ resume too?”

“Fuck you, Steve.”

There were other AMGers out there that won too, like Jon McKane. But they’re boring.

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The Paul LePage Marriage Equality Act

Only five people are needed to start a citizen initiative. On the off-chance that Paul LePage somehow does not become Governor, I’d like to make sure his gay marriage plan becomes law. I know, I know, Mr. LePage is so far in line with the average Maine voter- how could he lose? Especially after his stunningly smart decision to appear on the Aroostook Watchmen radio program. Paul LePage is crazy like a fox; the mentally ill demographic is rarely courted this seriously! It seems destiny that the Marden’s Lady will soon be Secretary of State, but I still would like to have a backup plan.

So here it is: Let’s have a referendum on Paul LePage’s marriage plan.

You might remember that I asked Mr. LePage to clarify his position on marriage because conservatives just don’t seem to believe me. He responded via Facebook:

I believe marriage to be between a man and a woman. Further, I see no need to change marriage nor do I believe government has any role in marriage. Having said that everyone should have the right to enter into a binding legal contract. Contracts can be entered into by companies, agencies, governmets, people or any combinations of the above. I simply cannot imagine anyone would prevent two males or two females from entering into a contract. It is my belief a contract and marriage are completely different issues. Therefore, if all people are created equal how can we prevent a certain class of people from entering into a contract. How can government prevent churches from adopting rules that govern their religion. Therefore, government should oversee contracts, while churches should oversee marriage. If churches adopt rules allowing marriage betwwen people of the same sex, government should mot be allowed to intervene.
Paul

Some of this is nonsensical. “I see no need to change marriage nor do I believe government has any role in marriage?” Government has had a role in marriage for a long, long time. Getting government OUT of marriage would be a radical change. Nevertheless, I still like the concept of states enforcing contracts between people, gay or straight, and letting churches marry anyone, gay or straight. Equality just seems cool to me, you know?

He does say he is against gay marriage. This is, however, in the same way that John Kerry is against abortion. He isn’t going to get one, but he isn’t going to stop you, either.

So what I’d like to do is start a referendum. We need five people to get this question on a petition to circulate. Then we can get signatures to put it on the ballot. First up would be Paul LePage. Then Roger Ek, no doubt, would sign on, as would most AMGers. Only 55-odd-thousand to go after that.

Bob Emrich might not sign it, however. I asked him what he thought of this whole thing. He wrote back:

I would want to see more specifics, but I am not inclined “get government out of marriage”. I believe that government has a compelling interest in promoting marriage.

Uh-oh. Well, maybe he’ll make up his mind when he sees the “specifics.” We’ll call his signature in-play.