THIS JUST IN OFF THE AMG WIRES!
Breaking news from our correspondent, frantically refreshing AMG to catch every last bit of news before it shuts down….
It looks like….
Yes, it does seem to be true.
Naran likes Paul LePage. Write that down. She seems to not only approve of his policies, but genuinely think he is a nice guy.
Her approval of Paul LePage is only apparent to the careful eyes of veteran AMG readers, such as myself, as it appears largely as subtle statements of mild approval occasionally sprinkled throughout the website. So don’t feel bad if you didn’t notice it. However, you can trust that it is true. She is vaguely positive in her feelings towards the Governor.
Wait- we are getting more from our correspondent. It seems we have – wait – yes, more news. She actually loves the guy. Like, would marry him and have his babies. Mrs. LePage, watch out! There is a tiger on the prowl.
What is the evidence? Here is some, a small post by Naran:
PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT
LePage 2014 Kick-Off
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
The announcement will commence at 5:45 pm.
New Jobs & Economic Growth ✔
Welfare Reform ✔
Sustainable Spending and Lower Taxes ✔
Governor Paul LePage is Working for Maine
As you can see, there are slight elements of pro-LePage-ishness amongst this thread as started by Naran. For instance, she doesn’t just list “Welfare Reform” as a LePage accomplishment. She puts a little check mark next to it. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THAT? No seriously, how? That is magic. But I expect nothing less than David Copperfield level text characters when I am dealing with Naran.
But the point is, you see, that the check mark denotes that Governor LePage accomplished that goal. If Naran had just listed “Welfare Reform,” you and I would be wondering, “hmm, LePage may have tried to reform welfare, but did he succeed?” Well, now we know. Bag it and tag it.
Naran then follows up with several pithy comments with classic Naran images. First, a shoe phone? Wow. I get it!
And then the classic crying baby seal of the Democratic Party.
That has been in fine AMG use since at least 2000. An oldie but goodie.
Further updates will be provided as events warrant. This is a very fluid situation.