In the thread on the Chick-fil-A fiasco, Woodcanoe regales us with a shocking story of liberal immorality. He has gay family on Facebook, and you would not believe the depraved depths of that these poor lost souls will sink to! These activists push their gay-ey gayness all over Woodcanoe’s Facebook page, flaunting themselves like… Well, I’ll let you think of the proper adjective to describe their disgusting, cretinous activism.

We would not dream of posting pictures of ourselves hugging and kissing, in such a public place as Facebook, yet that does not bother this crowd one whit!

Egads! Hugging? In public?

Let me sit down for moment. I need to calm down. I had been a supporter of gay marriage but…. But that was before I knew these animals we’re hugging each other in public. Oh god. Oh my god.

And don’t even get me started about the kissing. That just makes my Puritan blood boil. Oh, how I yearn for the days of yore when loving couples did not hug each other like baboons in heat all over my computer screen.