Imagine this:

You have come to believe that the President is a Marxist Muslim liar. He is not only evil, but so clever that he has managed to get elected by tens of millions of your fellow Americans despite his obvious satanic tendencies and continues to remain President despite his illegitimacy.

And now he is claiming credit for killing the single most hated enemy of America.

This is a problem. How does one maintain an image of Obama’s evilness alongside his decisive move to not only kill Bin Laden, but to do it in a way that provided proof of his death? And, not to mention, selflessly put his entire Presidency at risk?

Here is one way. Spread disgusting rumors that Obama didn’t actually give the order.

A small slice of the craziness:

When 48 hour go order issued, CoC was told, not requested. Administration scrambled to abort. That order was overruled. This order did not originate from CoC. …(Obama) complied, but did not originate.

Independent military contacts have confirmed. Stories corroborate one another.

The killing of Osama Bin Laden was in fact a Coup within Obama WH.

While John Frary writes hilariously bad fluff posts about the alleged hatred of Paul LePage (rather than, say, profound disagreement with his policies and actions) we have others on AMG saying plainly that Obama deserves no credit for the government’s action against Bin Laden because he literally had nothing to do with it. The “proof” is written by a birther theory proponent and sourced to unnamed “insiders.”

Hey, Frary, why not write indignantly about the vast array of falsehoods spread on your favorite website about the President?

Hey, Naran, why not spend your day correcting these allegations with the same fervor that drives you to challenge every Press Herald commentator who disagrees with the Governor?

Any website that let’s these sorts of things go unchallenged doesn’t even represent most of the Republican party, much less Maine.

AMG is a so fascinating because it is so unabashedly stupid. LarryB proves this with his assertion:

Seems the reports on Obama’s indecision in this matter are gaining traction…

http://www.thepostemail.com/2011/05/03/did-the-u-s-military-act-on-its-o…

The Post and Email? He seriously just sourced something called “The Post and Email” as proof this hogwash is “gaining traction.” Someone earlier in the thread at least sources the Daily Mail in the UK as evidence, which, although known as “The Daily Fail” in England due to its tabloid nature, is at least a real newspaper!

There is, of course, no mention of Obama being attacked during the 2008 election by his Republican opponent for saying that he would disregard borders and cross into Pakistan to kill Bin Laden if he got the chance. The brave and decisive Republican candidate declared that such a choice would be disrespectful to our great friends and allies, Pakistan, who after all are a sovereign country. Presumably McCain would have simply asked the Pakistani army to drive their jeeps over from the military base less than a mile away from Bin Laden’s not-so-hidden million dollar compound and politely ask him to go for a ride and work things out.

I wonder what would have happened then? I’m sure AMG would be praising McCain’s allegiance to international law.

Because AMG won’t, let me state what 80% of America is thinking right now: Thank you Mr. President.

Don’t mind the clowns. Keep doing your job.