John Frary is at it again. Here is my rewritten, short version of his love letter to Paul LePage in the Kennebec Journal.
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Hi. Are you mad at me? Good. I like it when people are mad at me. Let me try to do it some more.
Paul LePage is a really awesome Governor. Did you know he had a sparsely decorated office at Marden’s, so of course he would be an excellent Governor? It just makes sense.
I absolutely adore Paul LePage. He is the coolest guy ever.
Paul LePage has read the constitution. And the Federalist papers. But all of you morons out there still hate him because he doesn’t read gay little art books. Clearly nothing about his actual words or actions plays any part in your irrational hatred of him, because you’re just a bunch of stupid little twerps with bookshelves full of gay-ass little art books and maybe even some faggy poetry.
Paul LePage adopted a guy from Jamaica. How many Jamaicans have you jackasses adopted? I thought so.
Man, that Paul LePage is sure swell.
Oh, there was some real news last week about some guy resigning or something. I don’t know anything about that.
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I think these are some of my favorite posts; I don’t bother reading the originals, because the condensed version is much more palatable, and entertaining. :)
Not to mention just as accurate. Flammenrectum is a sight to behold.
Still trying to parse the following sentence (so good it was set off in its own paragraph):
“One of the things that stood out in my mind was LePage’s recognition that there is a wealth of ideas and experiences to found below the managerial level, among those who do the actual work.”
Aside from a missing “be,” it’s good to know that Flammenrectum recognizes that LePage does no work.