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Christine O’Donnell

She is awesome.

According to a campaign filing she earned $5800 in fifteen months. There is one hard worker.

And she is, if you take her moral stances at face value, a virgin.

I think if we put her and resident AMG angry divorcé Tom C (who is against sex outside of marriage while proclaiming his intention to never marry again) in a dark room with some coffee brandy, a Barry White album, and some morally depraved magazine like Cosmo, we could fully expect their sexual repression to combine in an all-night explosion of sin.

The conceived child would surely grow up to be uber-conservative and run for President in 2050. It would also have an IQ of about 12.

2 comments to “Christine O’Donnell”

  1. IH8MaxandRuby says:

    Just a thought on this hypothetical hate child born of an unholy alliance. Might it be an excellent test case of her anti-abortion belief that in cases of pregancy that threaten the life of the mother, the parent may choose which life will be saved? The over/under on the Mom choosing herself was previously at 100%, but I have a feeling that in this acid trip scenario Christine would choose to expire so that young Malakai might grow up and gather his corn army. Too much?

  2. So Christine has had a rough time lately She’s going to get used to it if she is planning on getting into the spotlight

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