AMGer Andrew Ian Dodge posted video of the rare North American Gay Tea Partier in its natural habitat, which is of course on YouTube holding signs.

I don’t see these two staying together long. The guy on the left has chosen to support one of Paul LePage’s three distinct positions on marriage equality (Position Number One, if you’re keeping track at home), while his sinful sodomy spouse-to-be thinks they should just sit down and hammer out a contract. No government intervention needed.

There is this conservative fairy tale that marriage should really just be a civil contract, like the one you have with your cell phone company or bank. SHOCKING FACT: You can do this already! Yes, tea partiers, you could abstain from getting that evil government marriage license and just sit down with your partner, a pen, and some paper and write out a contract. What? You cant afford a lawyer but you want to be together anyways? Don’t worry about it, your partner loves you so I’m sure all the clauses will be fair and above-board. Look into his eyes deeply. Don’t you trust him? With everything you own? Of course you do, you’re in love.

Let me know how it works out. After a few of you try it out for a couple decades then you can have the credibility to try and foist this massive change to America upon the rest of us. Until then, I’ll stick with what works.