AMGer Average Joe, on vacation in socialist Europe visiting socialist family, reported on an incident where a disturbed man caused a crowd to scatter in fear during a public event.
Average Joe does not explain why, despite his claim to be an “average” American, he did not pull out his concealed handgun and immediately pop the crazy Dutch mofo. Also lacking is an explanation as to why his family does not live somewhere more freedom loving, like Alabama.
Maybe, Joe is getting a seed connection for “Mark Cenci Sensimilla”.
New nickname for the man who plays with soil in his sandbox., Mark Cenci-milla
The main reason I didn’t pull my Glock 9mm from my shoulder holster was, as I mentioned in my post a couple of times, because we were watching the event on TV and I didn’t have a clean shot at the crazy Dutchie from fifty miles away. Plus my son-in-law would not have appreciated my plugging his 50′ plasma.
As for why I was in Holland, my daughter couldn’t stand to stay in George Bush’s U.S.A. so came to Holland and married a Dutch man here, who didn’t know he was a socialist. The government medical plan has helped them have two babies, who also aren’t aware of their socialist leanings.
Having benefitted from the government’s preventive healthcare programs, both are happy and healthy. Imagine such a waste of the taxpayers’ euros. You can almost feel the government’s hand in your wallet.
But there will be no Alabama getaways in their future, as they are quite happy here. I could be, too, but my command of the Dutch language makes gopcollegestudent look brilliant.
Whoops, the TV is not 50 feet, but rather 50 inches. And I should have reported the diagonal measurement in centimetres.
Oops. I totally missed that you saw it on tv rather than in person. Given how tiny the country is, however, you still could have ran to the window and used your high-powered sniper rifle to take care of business.