Ok. Look, we all know Roger Ek is a few bondage clubs short of a Republican fundraiser. But this is above and beyond, even for him:

Is it still safe to play the game “Mafia Wars” on line? I don’t play any on line games, but they are popular entertainment for some folks. In that game the participants adopt aliases and imaginary names, plot takeovers, alliances and murders. They set up traps to lure people into ambushes. It’s FICTION. It would be one thing if some part time deputy somewhere was taken in by this imaginary game, but the Obama administration sent hundreds of federal officers with air cover to arrest some on line gamers. In the process they bamboozled a grand jury into actually indicting these gamers. Eventually this will come back to whoever thought this up. It should be a career ending move.

Does anyone have any fricken idea what Roger is talking about? I couldn’t find anything on google other than some fake news stories like this, but it doesn’t even match Roger’s fact pattern. Nonetheless, it is immediately apparent that Roger has none, zero, zilch, less than any understanding of how Mafia Wars works. It is a little text based facebook/iphone game. Totally incomprehensible that the FBI would arrest some tween facebooking on his phone.

You know how we all have a little thing in our mind that beeps “Bullshit… Bullshit…” when something doesn’t make any sense? Roger doesn’t have that.