From over the AMGlolz transom: In the following picture from the Kennebec Journal, former AMGer Jarody shows the sort of serious work ethic he would bring to Augusta.

Jarody in the Kennebec Journal. Click on the image to view full size.

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9 comments to “Jarody: Elect me and I’ll take out the trash in Augusta… and put it in my apartment”

  1. Average Joe says:

    I wonder which Shaw’s or Hannaford’s is the victim of his cart theft. Those things aren’t cheap.

  2. amglolz says:

    I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and guessing that another person stole the cart but left it in a ditch somewhere for Jarody to salvage. I think Jarody’s libertarian fiber would strongly resist stealing from a private business corporation.

  3. Average Joe says:

    Wanna bet? You’re too kind!

  4. amglolz says:

    I feel tricked. I’m defending Jarody!

  5. Average Joe says:

    You would be really defending him if you were to suggest that regardless of the source of the cart, he returned it to Shaw’s or Hannaford’s after using it to move the flotsam and jetsam from the streets of Augusta.

  6. anticon says:

    Doubtful. it’s a long walk from northern ave to shaws, and it’d be too shaky a ride tied to his bike.

  7. Jarody says:

    Actually I purchased that shopping cart from Circuit City during its closing sale.

  8. amglolz says:

    I always thought you would acquire your shopping carts by legal means.

  9. Average Joe says:

    Who woulda thought there would be a sledge hammer in that shopping cart?

    “AUGUSTA, Maine — Capitol Police have charged an Augusta man with threatening another city resident at the Occupy encampment at Capitol Park, according to a press release from the Maine Department of Public Safety.

    The incident took place on Thursday afternoon and the man was issued a summons from Capitol Police at around noon Saturday around. A man known only as “Jarody,” who is 27 and has been staying at the Occupy site at Capitol Park, was charged with criminal threatening. He also lives elsewhere in Augusta. “

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